• Doctors: Teenagers brains don't fully work until 10am.
  • Schools: Let's start at 8.
  • Doctors: But-
  • Schools: Ya 8 sounds good.
  • Doctors: ...
  • Schools: Why are all these students failing?
  • Schools: Why are they always so tired?
  • Schools: Why is everyone so stressed out?
  • Doctors: Fuck you.
  • Students: I wanna die.
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via orgasmic-humor // originally cornellajoan

misha-bawlins:

rainbowslinkyy:

If archer shoots just for fun he has all his skill.
If he shoots for score his hands tremble and his breath is uneasy.
If he shoots for a golden price he becomes mad and blind.
His skill was not lessened, but the vision of the target changed him.

# GOSH I LOVE ARROWS

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS GIFSET

summary of every x-men movie ever

elvendork-in-tardis:

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via orgasmic-humor // originally alpacalypse

alpacalypse:

Steal Her Loch:

actually no i can’t do this sorry

stacksbreadup:

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?

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via fartgallery // originally bewbin

bewbin:

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charlesoberonn:

ellisthecatmewster:

SO THIS ONE TIME IT WAS NEW YEARS EVE AND MY ASSHOLE OF A DAD WAS DRUNK AND WE MADE A BET. IF I COULD HIT HIM IN THE ASS CHEEK WITH A BLOWGUN DART THAT I WOULD GET $200. SO I AIMED IT (I WAS 12 YEARS OLD) AND I MISJUDGED THE AIM AND IT HIT HIM STRAIGHT IN THE NUTS AND MY BROTHER HANDED ME $500 WHILE MY DAD WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL VIA AMBULANCE.

Ballseye

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via officialnsa // originally heliolisk
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via officialnsa // originally imightbemajin

imightbemajin:

fuck my responsibilities I’m getting a pirate ship

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via fartgallery // originally 16yrold

16yrold:

this is too good

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via fartgallery // originally onlylolgifs

onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)